Friendship among Women:
- A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
- A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Male or Female?
- FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
- PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
- TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
- HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
- SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
- WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
- TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
- EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
- HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
- THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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