realize you're wrong.
2. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a
problem....
3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
finish a text.
4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
6. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else
to say".
7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
9. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
10. Was learning cursive really necessary?
11. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
13. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
15. Bad decisions make good stories
16. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
ever.
17. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
18. Why do people like garden gnomes? I mean come on, a statue of a
creepy little person, you guys are sick!
courtesy of Kelly
